I never really wanted to watch Human Centipede because… well, it looked stupid. I didn’t want to waste any time or money on it. Okay, I’m no doctor, but it doesn’t make sense that the later two links could be kept alive by feeding on the waste of the first link. Wouldn’t the third link end up being incredibly undernourished from feeding on the crap of crap from the first two? Maybe they answer that in the film. I don’t know. I still don’t want to see it. However, I really did enjoy Human Centiped: The Musical (thanks to GeekTyrant for sharing). I just watched all seven parts on Youtube and found it pretty entertaining. I think if you’re going to do a story as bat-shit crazy as sewing people ass to mouth, then this is the way to do it. It was put together by a comedy group called Chocolate Cake City, and performed on March 21, 2011 in the Cabaret Theatre at Emerson College. The music and lyrics were by Julia Mattison, and she was also the guitar playing narrator throughout the story. I don’t know what their plans are for this, but if they ever performed this in San Diego I’d go see it. Check out the videos below, and let us know what you think.