Frankenstein’s Army is possibly one of the greatest ideas for a film… Ever! Unfucking real that this has never been done before. It just goes together like chocolate and peanut butter, zombies and punk rock, or Republicans and closet homosexuality. There are not many films I’d pay to see now days, but I would gladly hand over a few crumpled bills to see this on the big screen and here’s why…
Toward the end of World War II, Russian soldiers pushing into eastern Germany stumble across a secret Nazi lab, one that has unearthed and begun experimenting with the journal of one Dr. Victor Frankenstein. The scientists have used the legendary Frankenstein’s work to assemble an army of supersoldiers stitched together from the body parts of their fallen comrades – a desperate Hitler’s last ghastly ploy to escape defeat.
As far as I’m concerned there are only two missing elements that keep this from being the best movie ever; A fully naked Megan Fox and Kung-fu fight scenes. The film is being made by music video director Richard Raaphorst and is supposed to begin filming in September. Check out the promo trailer for the film below.
Winning! (that’s not fucked out yet, is it?)