“A true ninja never kills. He eliminates.” Truer words were never spoken by a wiser mustache. Okay, check out this amazingly funny, two minute, cut of Enter the Ninja by Everything is Terrible. For those of you who don’t know yet, Everything is Terrible is probably the 2nd best site ever made (1st being Atomic Moo… but you already knew that, right?) featuring the best/worst videos to ever crawl out of the dark nether. Go ahead and watch this video, then check out their massive collection of odd video recordings.