Morning Regurge

I’m not even sure what to say this morning. I don’t think I’m fully awake yet. I was abruptly woken up in the middle of dream where I was captain of the Enterprise, and I was just about to pull the Corbomite maneuver on three hostile alien warships. I have no idea what the fuck the corbomite maneuver is, it just sounded really cool to say. Then I felt something leap on top of me and was shaking me to wake up. It was my brother’s girl… whatever she is, informing me they got me a bearclaw. Which they really didn’t! it was some weak pastry turn over thing… Philistines! So, I’m not doing to well this morning.

Jedi Kittens

You would think cats with lightsabers would cheer me up, right? Well, yeah, it sorta does. Check’em out below.

Axe-Wielding Bird

Okay, if the Jedi Kittens didn’t do it for you, then how ’bout a bird with a battle axe?!

I don’t know about you, but I’m in a better mood right now.

Game of Thrones Special Effects

I know I’ve posted something like this before, but I’m really tired, and this was already in my browser this morning (I think Trog was watching it). Enjoy.

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4 Comments

  1. Buttery Wholesomeness

    08/26/2011 at 10:18 am

    >woke up
    >from an awesome dream
    >by someone I’m not supposed to punch
    >landing on me
    >promised my favorite doughnut
    >generic rip-off of my favorite doughnut

    GODDAMNIT, IT’S KILLING TIME-
    …but, at least they thought enough of me to get me a doughnut.

    I dunno, Chudd. You might wanna mellow out on this one.

  2. Girl-skwirl!

    Don’t bitch – he grabbed the pastries things and told me they were bearclaws.

    Me? Rather thought they’d be smaller, tougher and sharper.

  3. Yer right. I’m bitching too much. I just need to train you guys better. And buy a lock for my door.

  4. Buttery Wholesomeness

    08/26/2011 at 6:32 pm

    But then, you wouldn’t get beautiful young women jumping on you while you’re in bed! Maybe you need to change how you see things, bro.

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