Hey El Moochadors! I hope you all had a Merry Christmas. Ours wasn’t too bad. I’m not really much of a Christmas kid to begin with (personally I think it’s way overblown and people get a little to nuts with it), but it was nice to have a day off. So, because I’m somewhat in the holiday spirit, I thought I’d share something I came across earlier on YouTube that reflects my favorite part of Christmas: NINJAS! Hey fuck off… we tell our kids there’s fat man in a red suede suit who breaks into our homes once a year to deliver toys made in icy sweat shops by midgets, and his ride is sled pulled by mutant reindeer… and Jesus is somehow a part of all that—if I want to add ninjas to my Christmas traditions, then fucking-a I’m going to do it. Anyhow, I thought this was pretty awesome, and you all should check it out. Now I’m off to smoke my traditional Christmas Cigar. later!