White House Responds to Petition to Build a Death Star


Story via Laughing Squid; Bad news folks, it’s not going to happen. Check out the White House response to why they will not build a planet burning metal moon.

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

– The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.

– The Administration does not support blowing up planets.

– Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

Bummer. Oh well, maybe we should aim lower and try and get a few speeder bikes.

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  1. Oh Obama, you will pay the price for your lack of vision!

  2. Mister Trog

    01/14/2013 at 9:17 pm

    C’mon, it’s not Obamas fault. Obama’s a comic book guy. Blame Biden.

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