No Lens Flares! …So Far.


Star Wars: Episode VII Teaser Trailer!

The new Star Wars: Episode VII Teaser Trailer hit this morning in all it’s glorious 1 minute and 38 seconds. Glad to report – no lens flares as of yet. Sorry, I can’t help myself. I love Star Wars but everything about this production, so far, just smells of an approaching shit storm. J.J. Abrams did a terrible job with the Star Trek films, and Disney movies are always directed towards the lowest rung of society. However… this looks pretty cool and I dug seeing the Millennium Falcon in action again. The new Star Wars film will hit theaters December 2015 and will star Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny BakerJohn Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Academy Award winner Lupita Nyong’o, Gwendoline Christie, Crystal Clarke, Pip Andersen, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow. Wow, Max Von Sydow! The only man who could play Ming the Merciless and Jesus. Too bad it wasn’t in the same film…


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  1. Star Wars: the Gathering Shit Storm

    I’m not excited either. Only thing that caught my attention was the light sabre-jitte or crossguard, whichever it was. I hope it’s the former. Can you imagine light sabre nunchuks?

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